Did you know about her vortex?

"Mah vortecks! Reflekt upon it."

We aren't jurisprudes!

"Ann, what about our reputations should these pictures find their way online? What about Helen? She'd be likely to break out the big black strap-on and peg me for hours! Indeed!"

"Shut it and hurry up already, you fool. My wine's sitting on that bookshelf over next to the camera."