Did you know about her vortex?

"Mah vortecks! Reflekt upon it."

Max Derbyshire!

"...the human female is visually attractive to the human male at, or shortly after, puberty, and for only a few brief years thereafter."

"...a woman's salad days are shorter than a man's -- really, in this precise context, only from about 15 to 20."

Now, choke on my cock like a good like a good little girl. Ahhh, yeah!

We aren't jurisprudes!

"Ann, what about our reputations should these pictures find their way online? What about Helen? She'd be likely to break out the big black strap-on and peg me for hours! Indeed!"

"Shut it and hurry up already, you fool. My wine's sitting on that bookshelf over next to the camera."